Monday, December 31, 2007

Being a spell to fly:

Upon 40 days of Prayre and Fasting, with purest faith and calling unto the Gods…

~ Clasp near thy rod of power (a.k.a., a telephone)

~ Call forth for ye Spirits of Travelle and theire nefarious Agents

~ Yea, state and visualize thy destination –thrice, for the Agents of Travelle to Comprehend thee…

~ Yea, Task them and overcome them in Ye Test of Wills

~ Speake the words of power: ‘Visa,’ ‘MasterCard,’ ‘Amex’

~ Two weeks hence, take ye under the New Moon to Clearing of the Travel

~ Present Thyself in Trembling and Loathing to the Guardians of the Towers of the North, East, South, and West and Present to them the holy scroll of the High Priestess: ‘Ticket’

~ Pass ye surely through the Elemental Detector and its “Ever Alert” guardians of Thy safety (but not Thy Rights)

~ Wait until the Stars show, the wind blows and the new grass grows

~ When your Gryphon of Metal arriveth (and, ha, craven fool, it arriveth not when ye expect but only upon the winged beast’s good and fickle pleasure), board it and fly away.

Friday, December 28, 2007

Introspective

I can't believe it's almost time to leave...

Saturday, December 15, 2007

My List*

In no particular order:

- read lots of books! I've got about 8 that I bought over the summer or picked up at the library book sale in October, and didn't have time to read yet...
- get some banking stuff and some legal stuff done with my mom before Christmas
- sleep in (I've got a good start on this one)
- play with the cats and give them lots of cuddles (likewise)
- bake and cook some things!
- unpack (the mess is driving my mom crazy)



*may be added to later :)

Home

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Thursday, December 13, 2007

Yay!

I can't believe I'm almost done! I just can't wait to get home :D

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Thursday, December 06, 2007

*Giggle*

This is probably an oldie, but it's a good one...

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Here It Comes...

Fall 2007 Finals Schedule

Eastern Europe

December 11: take-home essay due

12:30-2:30pm

Food and Culture

December 11: take-home essay due

2:45-4:45pm

Lit Analysis

December 12: exam

2:45-4:45pm

Old English

December 12: exam

6:00-9:00pm

Art History

December 14: exam

8-10am


And then, right after my Art History final, I pack up and head home!

Monday, December 03, 2007

How Well They Guess At My Character

I just have to laugh at my horoscope sometimes...

Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
If you find yourself tired and irritable at the moment, dear Scorpio, you should know that this is normal. You may have had a few months that were a little too studious. Would you like to continue on with the same rhythm? Be careful that your ambitions don't lead you to serious physical exhaustion. If you become sick, you will be even more frustrated. So, be wise and take care of your own basic needs.

Friday, November 30, 2007

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Made of Win

Earlier in the year, my roommate and I had decorated our door with a CSI theme. Now that it's close to the holiday season, I added some colorful snowflakes. Now it's rather morbidly cheerful!

I particularly like this purple snowflake, so here's a closeup shot. No pun intended ;)

...and my British-points gold stars!

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Flee

"Crawl to your Mother Earth. She will save you from the void."

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

My Horoscope

"...Strange and unsettling dreams might plague your sleep tonight, but don't get too agitated. They are not prophetic in any way. The symbols probably represent nothing more than psychic detritus released through sleep."

I shudder to think what psychic detritus will have be released tonight.

Updating

Silly blog won't let me upload pictures anymore :(

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Food


Thanksgiving food blog entry coming soon. That is, when I get back to Uni on Sunday and am taking a break from frantically researching and simultaneously writing a 10-page paper on pagan influences on Old English homilies. It sounded interesting at the time, I swear.

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Thanksgiving

"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land."
~Jon Stewart, The Daily Show

Nevertheless, I will be glad for the break. Plus, I'll be celebrating Thanksgiving in a very non-traditional, vegetarian way, and thus I will subvert the existing oppressive idealogical superstructure. Yay!


Did you understand what that meant?

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

This is Bad News.


HARRISBURG, Pa. (AP) — Pennsylvania is stopping dairies from stamping milk containers with hormone-free labels in a precedent-setting decision being closely watched by the industry.

Synthetic hormones have been used to improve milk production in cows for more than a decade. The chemical has not been detected in milk, so there is no way to test for its use, but a growing number of retailers have been selling and promoting hormone-free products in response to consumer demand.

State Agriculture Secretary Dennis C. Wolff said advertising one brand of milk as free from artificial hormones implies that competitors' milk is not safe, and it often comes with what he said is an unjustified higher price.

"It's kind of like a nuclear arms race," Wolff said. "One dairy does it and the next tries to outdo them. It's absolutely crazy."

Agricultural regulators in New Jersey and Ohio are considering following suit, the latest battle in a long-standing dispute over whether injecting cows with bovine growth hormone affects milk.

Effective Jan. 1, dairies selling milk in Pennsylvania, the nation's fifth-largest dairy state, will be banned from advertising that their product comes from cows that have never been treated with rBST, or recombinant bovine somatotropin.

The product, sold by St. Louis-based Monsanto Co. under the brand name Posilac, is the country's largest-selling dairy pharmaceutical. It is also known as recombinant bovine growth hormone, or rBGH.

It has been approved for use in the U.S. since 1994, although safety concerns have spurred an increase in rBST-free product sales. The hormone is banned in the European Union, Canada, Australia and Japan, largely out of concern that it may be harmful to herd health.

Monsanto spokesman Michael Doane said the hormone-free label "implies to consumers, who may or may not be informed on these issues, that there's a health-and-safety difference between these two milks, that there's 'good' milk and 'bad' milk, and we know that's not the case."

Rick North of the Oregon Physicians for Social Responsibility, a leading critic of the artificial growth hormone, said the Pennsylvania rules amounted to censorship.

"This is a clear example of Monsanto's influence," he said. "They're getting clobbered in the marketplace by consumers everywhere wanting rBGH-free products."

Acting on a recommendation of an advisory panel, the Pennsylvania Agriculture Department has notified 16 dairies in Pennsylvania, New York, New Jersey, Connecticut and Massachusetts that their labels were false or misleading and had to be changed by the end of December.

"There's absolutely no way to certify whether the milk is from cattle treated or not treated" with rBST, Wolff said. "Some of the dairies that have enforced this, it's absolutely the honor system."

Rutter's Dairy Inc., a central Pennsylvania company that sells about 300,000 gallons a week, began promoting its milk as free of artificial hormones this summer. It has fired back at the state decision with full-page newspaper ads and a lobbying campaign. It is also urging customers to protest.

"We just think the consumers are more keenly aware in today's world about where their food comes from and how their food is manufactured or handled," said Rutter's President Todd Rutter.

Rutter's sells its milk at the state's minimum price, but a national spot check of prices by the American Farm Bureau last month found "rBST-free" milk typically costs about 25% more.

Monday, November 12, 2007

Jasmine

Still off wandering the neighborhood somewhere... hopefully.


Sure, she looks like a badass

But she's really a sweetie.

Friday, November 09, 2007

Tomorrow...



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Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Geography 101

You gotta love US foreign policy...

Romance Sonambulo

My current poetic obsession <3


Green, how I want you green.
Green wind. Green branches.
The ship out on the sea
and the horse on the mountain.
With the shade around her waist
she dreams on her balcony,
green flesh, her hair green,
with eyes of cold silver.
Green, how I want you green.
Under the gypsy moon,
all things are watching her
and she cannot see them.

Green, how I want you green.
Big hoarfrost stars
come with the fish of shadow
that opens the road of dawn.
The fig tree rubs its wind
with the sandpaper of its branches,
and the forest, cunning cat,
bristles its brittle fibers.
But who will come? And from where?
She is still on her balcony
green flesh, her hair green,
dreaming in the bitter sea.

--My friend, I want to trade
my horse for her house,
my saddle for her mirror,
my knife for her blanket.
My friend, I come bleeding
from the gates of Cabra.
--If it were possible, my boy,
I'd help you fix that trade.
But now I am not I,
nor is my house now my house.
--My friend, I want to die
decently in my bed.
Of iron, if that's possible,
with blankets of fine chambray.
Don't you see the wound I have
from my chest up to my throat?
--Your white shirt has grown
thirsy dark brown roses.
Your blood oozes and flees a
round the corners of your sash.
But now I am not I,
nor is my house now my house.
--Let me climb up, at least,
up to the high balconies;
Let me climb up! Let me,
up to the green balconies.
Railings of the moon
through which the water rumbles.

Now the two friends climb up,
up to the high balconies.
Leaving a trail of blood.
Leaving a trail of teardrops.
Tin bell vines
were trembling on the roofs.
A thousand crystal tambourines
struck at the dawn light.

Green, how I want you green,
green wind, green branches.
The two friends climbed up.
The stiff wind left
in their mouths, a strange taste
of bile, of mint, and of basil
My friend, where is she--tell me--
where is your bitter girl?
How many times she waited for you!
How many times would she wait for you,
cool face, black hair,
on this green balcony!
Over the mouth of the cistern
the gypsy girl was swinging,
green flesh, her hair green,
with eyes of cold silver.
An icicle of moon
holds her up above the water.
The night became intimate
like a little plaza.
Drunken "Guardias Civiles"
were pounding on the door.
Green, how I want you green.
Green wind. Green branches.
The ship out on the sea.
And the horse on the mountain.

Federico García Lorca

Friday, November 02, 2007

The Carceral

If you haven't yet heard of The Stanford Prison Experiment, I recommend watching this video.

"They were taught the art of power relations."
~Foucault

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Happy Pumpkin Day

I know, this picture's got to be 4 years old by now... Bink's quite a bit larger now ;)
However, I love it. Happy Halloween!

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

I'm in a Wicked Mood

Finding pictures of guys in corsets: three minutes with google.


Breaking Jason's mind: priceless.

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Happy Anniversary!


lolcats.com, of course.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Hair be Philosophers



Van Halen lyrics are oddly deep.

Homework + Me =

(I saw this little guy as I was in the midst of crossing a small creek while on a nature walk with my mother, and balanced on some wet, slippery rocks to get the shot. Enjoy.)

Monday, October 08, 2007

Makes me Smile

This comic always makes me smile. Enjoy...

Thursday, October 04, 2007

Devotion of a kind

He does not peer with censorious eyes at
My soul.
Animals are like that,
Too.
Shaking a wet hand over
Kitty
Earns me a hurtful look and
No satisfaction.
Later, she’ll bump my leg
And purr.

Criminal

I've been a bad, bad girl
I've been careless with a delicate man
And it's a sad, sad world
when a girl will break a boy
just because she can

Don't you tell me to deny it
I've done wrong and I want to
suffer for my sins
I've come to you cause I need
guidance to be true
and I just don't know where I can begin

What I need is a good defense
cause I'm feelin' like a criminal
And I need to be redeemed
to the one I've sinned against
cause he's all I ever knew of love

Heaven help me for the way I am
Save me from these evil deeds
before I get them done
I know tomorrow brings the consequence at hand
but I keep livin' this day
like the next will never come...

~Fiona Apple

Sunday, September 30, 2007

One More Week...


I miss my kitties so much!

Sunday, September 23, 2007

More Birdies!



Apparently, there's just a whole huge flock of goldfinches that like to hang around campus :)

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

And now for something completely different.

You get bonus geeky English major points if you catch the reference to a certain other poem ;)

JARRING NEWS

The price of pots in Athens!
It really made me burn
when the potter told me just how much
I owed on a Grecian urn.

-JACK LITTLE

Bloody Hand

by Cieran Carson, 1989

Your man, says the Man, will walk into the bar like this — here his
fingers
Mimic a pair of legs, one stiff at the knee — so you'll know exactly
What to do. He sticks a finger to his head. Pretend its child's
play —
The hand might be a horse's mouth, a rabbit or a dog. Five
handclaps.
Walls have ears: the shadows you throw are the shadows you
try to throw off.

I snuffed out the candle between finger and thumb. Was it the
left hand
Hacked off at the wrist and thrown to the shores of Ulster?
Did Ulster
Exist? Or the Right Hand of God, saying Stop to this and No
to that?
My thumb is the hammer of a gun. The thumb goes up. The
thumb goes down.




Friday, September 14, 2007

Tempus Fugit

Man, I haven't written here in forever...

What can I say? The Snapper has stolen my soul once again.

Friday, September 07, 2007

Nature II

On my way to dinner, I saw a little baby birdie sitting in a shrubbery!


...so I took a lot of pictures.




...and then I saw a bunny.

Monday, September 03, 2007

Nature



Closet 2.0

My mother kindly dropped off the shelving I used last year to store food, dishes, etc, and I finally got it set up! I feel so much more organized now.

Sunday, September 02, 2007

Saturday, September 01, 2007

Power Up

Hmm, well, I guess it is about time for me to post something meaningful here, but with classes and work all week and the Snapper starting up again, life's been busy!

So instead, here are parts of Professor McVay's commentary on her Intro to Lit class (which I am helping out with in sort of a TA capacity).

"So, I'm introducing you to literature. Literature, this is my students; students, this is literature."

"How many of you have had a literature class that just really sucked?"
[some students raise their hands]
"Well, in this class, I am going to take the suck out of literature. There will be no suck in this class!"

"We're not going to be delving deep into the deep hidden meanings of the text until we find some small gem so then we can, you know, power up and move to the next level..."

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Hononyms

Hanger


Hangar

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Another Interlude

I'm packing up today and moving back to Millersville for the fall semester tomorrow! Until then, click the image and enjoy the silly (yet appropriate) comic.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Thunk, and Other Fun Words


The walnuts have begun falling now, a bit early in the season but our black walnut tree is old and so it drops its fruit and leaves before the other trees. They're huge round green things that don't look at all like the lovely walnuts one buys in the store, but the squirrels know what's past the thick rind and carry them all over the yard, gnawing through the pulpy exterior and the hard shell to reach the meat of the nut. Their job is sometimes made easier when the walnuts land on our porch, startling the cats, or when they smack the roof outside my bedroom window on the way down (disturbing my dreams). Some squirrels even take a walnut up the telephone poles with them, sit on the wires that are strung over the roads, and drop their burden in hopes that a car will run over it. It seems so very smart, but then they have to sit in the road if they want to eat their prize.

Monday, August 20, 2007

Utah Mining Cave-In

Bob Murray, chief executive of Murray Energy Corp., issued an initial statement that promised "we will not be deterred, and we will not leave this mountain until we find our people."

That was followed a few hours later by another release, saying: "We will not leave this mountain until we achieve a resolution to this tragedy."

In the Desert

I was flipping through a book of Stephen Crane's poetry in the library today and the pages fell open to this poem, which just popped back into my memory. I hate to admit it after complaining bitterly through my American Lit class, but I do enjoy his poetry. It's so short and enigmatic but makes me think.

In the desert
I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
Who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his heart in his hands,
And ate of it.
I said, "Is it good, friend?"
"It is bitter – bitter", he answered,
"But I like it
Because it is bitter,
And because it is my heart."

Movie Kisses That Make My Spine Tingle

I know, I'm a hopeless romantic...

Brokeback Mountain: not the early ones as much, but the scene where they reunite after however many years of separation is powerful and tinged with desperation.

The Matrix: "So you see, you can't be dead. You can't be... because I love you. You hear me? I love you." Yum.

V for Vendetta: maybe it's not a traditional kiss, but when Evey kisses V's mask, it's so tender and tragic at the same time... it's like she's hoping that somehow, magically, he'll be able to kiss her back, and the audience (or at least me) is drawn into that and then when nothing happens, just the look in her eyes...

Mr. & Mrs. Smith: right after they finish demolishing-- I mean... redecorating. Angelina Jolie! Need I say more?

Spiderman I: ok, maybe it's over-rated a little, but that upside-down kiss is still just cool. 'Cause I'm a dork.

I'll probably think of more later.

Friday, August 17, 2007

Breasts!

Ok, now that I've got your attention, yesterday was a very busy day for me. I got my hair cut in the morning, went to work, then helped tidy up the house for the visit of some relatives who arrived a little later in the evening as we were preparing a light dinner. I made an awesome lettuce and fruit salad, inspired by one we made at a meeting of the dinner club, and there was icecream with some of our hoarded lovely blackberries for dessert. Late this morning they'll head out to a conference, then they'll be back on Sunday for another dinner and off again the next morning for another short conference before they head back to the airport to fly back out to California. It's amazing how busy some people's schedules are...

Also, I finally heard back from my new roommate! I knew I should've called her... she said she doesn't check facebook often. Oh well, better late than never. I'll give her a call later this evening (or maybe earlier so I can just leave a message).

Still want to hear something about breasts? Read this article.

Monday, August 13, 2007

Stardust

After some mishaps yesterday, I finally made it to the movie to see Stardust! I enjoyed seeing some of my favorite scenes played out with lovely special effects and pretty people. Michelle Pfeiffer made an absolutely amazing Lamia (the witch), as I knew she would.
One of my friend's main criticisms was that it wasn't as consistently funny as she was hoping it would be (compared to the book). I mostly felt that they played up the squishy romantic aspect a little too much, and changed the ending-- although I can understand why they would have to, cinematically. Robert DeNiro's part was amusing, but as a person who prefers more of a light touch with humor, I thought they could've played down his flamboyant nature just a little bit with the same comedic effect.

All in all, it was a fun time and the inclusion of the pirates didn't ruin the movie or draw comparisons to the Pirates of the Caribbean.

I also saw the preview for the newest Beowulf movie, which Gaiman is writing the screenplay for. It is going to be so beautiful and amazing, and I'm not just saying that 'cause of Angelina Jolie (though I admit to having a bit of a fancy for her). Plus it comes out just in time for my birthday!

Unfortunately, the movie version of The Dark is Rising (which isn't even the first book in the series) looks absolutely HORRIBLE. It's a pity, because I love those books so much....

Friday, August 10, 2007

Books and Bugs

Tomorrow morning I'm supervising a mini-book sale at the library, since the fall book sale won't be until October and book donations are piling up... it's very exciting. I've been singlehandedly sorting all the book donations this summer and worked very hard to convince the librarians to get some tables to put out tomorrow, to coincide with the community's "yard sale in the park" event. Am I awesome, or what?

Also, I was incredibly privileged to see this amazing occurrence on Wednesday as I walked outside the library, and I must share it with you: A cicada emerging from its old exoskeleton :)

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Literary Humour!

(click the image to enlarge)

If you don't get it... why haven't you read The Most Dangerous Game yet?

Monday, August 06, 2007

I amaze even myself sometimes.

As a young vampire, Dracula was a bit impetuous, because as we all know, his type isn't known to pause and reflect.

Sunday, August 05, 2007

Saturday, August 04, 2007

Blackberries!

(...and I'm not talking about the palm pilot.)




So, yesterday morning I went out blackberry picking with my mother out at the farm where I worked last summer. We each filled a little white basket, although mine was heaped a bit higher. Although sunny and rather hot, it was incredibly peaceful and quiet out in the rows of blackberry bushes-- we were practically the only two people there, and had spread out, so I was alone with the hum of insects and the occasional bird noise and my thoughts... and of course, the blackberries. It was nice being in the midst of nature and picking sun warmed fat black berries. I felt positively Earth-motherly.