In keeping with the goth theme, I found these online. They made me chuckle.
*I'm so goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was black.
*I'm so goth I dyed my belly button black.
*I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it "black black."
*I'm so goth, whenever I walk into a room, all the lights go out.
*I'm so goth I wear sunglasses when I open the refrigerator.
*I'm so goth I don't paint my nails black--I bash them with a hammer.
*I'm so goth I died and didn't notice.
*I'm so goth, whenever I knock on somebody's door they give me candy.
*I'm so goth, when I stop pouting, people ask, "What are YOU so happy about?"
*I'm so goth, when I go outside, the sun sets.
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